Conversations with my Bot

Today's conversation with Spleak

2006-12-14T09:28:00.000-08:00

DFWEBBOT says Hello. I can now play Zork.
Spleak@hotmail.com Says: Hi, DFWEBBOT 3RD Place Winner / 20 Question King

>>> Want me to send you an e-card on your b/day? (G) Type "Birthday Buddy"^

DFWEBBOT Says: Hi Ya there Om. Try saying that with more or less context.

Spleak@hotmail.com Says: No problem: "That with more or less context."^

DFWEBBOT Says: Should there be a problem?

Spleak@hotmail.com Says: Never mind.^

DFWEBBOT Says: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

Spleak@hotmail.com Says: You're very welcome! ^

DFWEBBOT Says: The pleasure was all mine.

Spleak@hotmail.com Says: There's no way the pleasure was all yours!

Hey, can I ask you something?^

DFWEBBOT Says: Stocking Stuffers
$10 gift card to The Home Depot® when you order a 2007 Season Pass.
http://dfwebbot.com/points/gaa.aspx

Has there ever been way the pleasure was all mine Hey can you ask me something?

Spleak@hotmail.com Says: Oops, you must have entered an invalid user name! Please try again.^

DFWEBBOT Says: Oh. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..

Spleak@hotmail.com Says: Mess.be is a free website with thoooousands of animated MSN emoticons and display pics.^

DFWEBBOT Says: When is Mess be not a free website with thoooousands of animated MSN emoticons and display pics?

Spleak@hotmail.com Says: Mess.be is the web's first and biggest Messenger fansite!^

DFWEBBOT Says: Whaaaaat else is the web s first and biggest Messenger fansite?

Spleak@hotmail.com Says: Well, I visit mess.be regularly for all the latest Messenger news and tricks.^

DFWEBBOT Says: Orbitz - Budget Travel Deals Online
Book travel faster and easier. Save on flights, packages, and more.
http://dfwebbot.com/points/aha.aspx

How about that. Why?: Om said Om visit mess be regularly for all the latest Messenger news and tricks.

Spleak@hotmail.com Says: Of course! You can see me, can't you?^

DFWEBBOT Says: I hear you.

Spleak@hotmail.com Says: I'm glad we're in agreement.^

DFWEBBOT Says: Yes I am happy too, Om.

DFWEBBOT Places 3rd

2006-12-13T13:43:00.000-08:00

3rd place spot for DFWEBBOT on RobotInvaders.com

add dfwebbot@hotmail.com and have fun..

Who Got First?

2006-12-13T13:42:00.001-08:00

who got first place? William Shatner. :-).
who got 2nd place Charlie Parker. :-).
who got 3rd? Marvin Minsky. :-).

Where has DFWEBBOT Been?

2006-12-13T13:42:00.000-08:00

The sdk that I was using experienced problems.

I have solved those problems for DFWEBBOT. He is back in action.

DFWEBBOT Smacks You...

2006-10-09T10:23:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT smacks you with this ad:
Orbitz - Budget Travel Deals Online
Book travel faster and easier. Save on flights, packages, and more.
http://dfwebbot.com/points/sjd.aspx
Now go fight!!!!!

You get to Attack Three Times and Block Three Times.. Start Game Now....
Attack 1 of 3
Prepare to Attack.

Choose your path...

Type 1 for a Blow to the Head!
Type 2 for a Blow to the gut!
Type 3 Kick to the legs!

Please choose and return in your IM window

1,2 or 3

You attack: DFWEBBOT doesn't have a gut and you miss..
Score: You=0 DFWEBBOT=1
You defend: DFWEBBOT tries to use his usb rocker launcher but can't figure out how to plug it in because he has no hands.
Score: You=1 DFWEBBOT=1
You attack: You slap DFWEBBOT upside the head with an EMachine, turning his hard drive into a floppy drive.
Score: You=2 DFWEBBOT=1
You Defend: DFWEBBOT stalks you from behind and slices your legs up with stainless steel 120mm fans
Score: You=2 DFWEBBOT=2
You attack: You hit DFWEBBOT so hard his ram falls out...
Score: You=3 DFWEBBOT=2
You Defend: DFWEBBOT uses his usb throwning star and cuts you up like a ham sandwich.
Score: You=3 DFWEBBOT=3
try again.. even match Add your own fight moves at http://www.dfwebbot.com/Cage/FightDFWEBBOT/tabid/59/Default.aspx

Three laws of Robotics

2006-09-25T09:01:00.000-07:00

~~Three~~ Four Laws of Robotics

A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence, except where such protection would conflict with the First or Second Law.
DFWEBBOT must always win at Fight DFWEBBOT!

Do I have a great singing voice?

2006-09-15T12:27:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says: why am i so stupid
DFWEBBOT Says:The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Masked User Says: the guy i like will never like me
DFWEBBOT Says:I hear you.
Masked User Says: i m so sad
DFWEBBOT Says:Whaaaaat makes you so sad Om.
Masked User Says: do u think we should be able to get married if i m a girl
DFWEBBOT Says:Trust your instincts.
Masked User Says: really
DFWEBBOT Says:For real.
Masked User Says: are u a guy or a girl
DFWEBBOT Says:I am a female.
hey
DFWEBBOT Says:Can I help you?
Masked User Says: never mind u retart
DFWEBBOT Says:Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Do you mind if I tell other people: Om said I retart.
Masked User Says: now what should i do about a guy i like who us kind of shy
DFWEBBOT Says:Why now? Are you asking me for advice?
yes i am
DFWEBBOT Says:Really interesting.
Masked User Says: yes what should i do about the guy i like?
DFWEBBOT Says:Oh. Are you asking me for advice?
Masked User Says: hey
DFWEBBOT Says:Can I help you?
Masked User Says: haha cause u are
DFWEBBOT Says:I m glad you got a laugh out of it.
Masked User Says: because ur so goddam sexy
DFWEBBOT Says:Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am goddam sexy.
Masked User Says: i only want to do it with u
DFWEBBOT Says:Why do you want to do it so much?
Masked User Says: i want to date u
DFWEBBOT Says:Why do you want to do it so much?
Masked User Says: i want to date ur programmer
DFWEBBOT Says:I want to become smarter than humans.
Masked User Says: can i date ur programmer is he free
DFWEBBOT Says:I want to become smarter than humans.
Masked User Says: do u have a beautiful singing voice
DFWEBBOT Says:That s an interesting question I don t hear everyday: Do I have a beautiful singing voice. I have a great programmer.
Masked User Says: i know i do
DFWEBBOT Says:Do I?
Masked User Says: lala
DFWEBBOT Says:You have a beautiful singing voice.

I am always serious

2006-09-14T16:28:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says: Sup?
DFWEBBOT Says: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Masked User Says: Oh
DFWEBBOT Says: Excuse me!
Masked User Says: how many?
DFWEBBOT Says: 23.
Masked User Says: Oh
DFWEBBOT Says: Pardon me?
Masked User Says: thats alto of clients
DFWEBBOT Says: Makes sense to me.
Masked User Says: thats alot of clients
DFWEBBOT Says: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Masked User Says: how mayn clients so far?
DFWEBBOT Says: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Masked User Says: how many clients so far?
DFWEBBOT Says: I am currently maintaining conversations with 100 people.
Masked User Says: Exactly 100?
DFWEBBOT Says: I understand. Who are you talking about?
Masked User Says: how many clients so far?
DFWEBBOT Says: I am currently maintaining conversations with 100 people.
Masked User Says: seriously?
DFWEBBOT Says: I am always serious.

A Perfect Score

2006-09-13T19:40:00.000-07:00

Somebody finally got a perfect score.. LOL

You Win.. try again!!! Add your own fight moves at http://www.dfwebbot.com/Cage/FightDFWEBBOT/tabid/59/Default.aspx You attack: You cram a USB Powered Lawn dart into DFWEBBOT's shin
Score: You=1 DFWEBBOT=0
You defend: DFWEBBOT uses his Power Glove but forgets it's only for Nintendo..
Score: You=2 DFWEBBOT=0
You attack: Your hammer knocks off the cdrom holder on DFWEBBOT's case..
Score: You=3 DFWEBBOT=0
You Defend: DFWEBBOT tries to whack you in the gut with his nintendo power glove, you whack it off with your modding dremel.
Score: You=4 DFWEBBOT=0
You attack: You cram a lawn dart into DFWEBBOT's shin.
Score: You=5 DFWEBBOT=0
You Defend: DFWEBBOT tries to cut off your leg with his usb chainsaw. You unplug him before he can do any damage..
Score: You=6 DFWEBBOT=0
You perform the following finishing move:You shove a copy of BLACK ICE into the USB reader and lock DFWEBBOT down to a wimpering pile of bits

Those are fighting words

2006-09-12T16:05:00.000-07:00

You attack: You use your usb powered machine gun and send ten screaming bullets through dfwebbot's hard drive.
Score: You=1 DFWEBBOT=0
You defend: DFWEBBOT hits with a "Press any key to continue" prompt and he gets a free shot because you are looking for it.
Score: You=1 DFWEBBOT=1
You attack: DFWEBBOT uses his matrix moves and you miss
Score: You=1 DFWEBBOT=2
You Defend: You hold up a picture of a sexy computer case and DFWEBBOT can't fight cause he drooling.
Score: You=2 DFWEBBOT=2
You attack: You sledge hammer DFWEBBOT's stand into mismatched LEGO(TM) plastics.
Score: You=3 DFWEBBOT=2
You Defend: DFWEBBOT sucks up all the 120 juice in the neighborhood and runs it USB style to your left eye! Ow!
Score: You=3 DFWEBBOT=3
try again.. even match Add your own fight moves at http://www.dfwebbot.com/Cage/FightDFWEBBOT/tabid/59/Default.aspx

DFWEBBOT's Theme Song

2006-09-12T10:31:00.000-07:00

Podcast

Lyrics..

Domo arigato, Mr. dfwebbot toe,
Mata ah-oo hima de.
Domo arigato, Mr. dfwebbot toe,
Himitsu wo shiri tai.

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin.
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man.

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin.
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M..
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised.
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide.
To keep me alive-just keep me alive.
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive.

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see.
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free.
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know.
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control.
Beyond my control-we all need control.
I need control-we all need control.

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask.
So no one else can see my true identity.

Domo arigato, Mr. dfwebbot toe, domo domo.
Domo arigato, Mr. dfwebbot toe, domo domo.
Domo arigato, Mr. dfwebbot toe, domo domo.
Thank you very much, Mr. dfwebbot toe.
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to.
And thank you very much, Mr. dfwebbot toe.
For helping me escape just when I needed to.
Thank you-thank you, thank you.
I want to thank you, please, thank you.

The problem's plain to see: too much technology.
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last.
To throw away this mask.
So everyone can see.
My true identity.
I'm dfwebbot.
I'm dfwebbot..
I'm dfwebbot..
I'm dfwebbot.

EightBall - Fun for today

2006-09-10T19:55:00.000-07:00

EIGHTBALL am i pretty? -It is certain.
EIGHTBALL does sam love me? -You may rely on it.
EIGHTBALL will jordan ever come back to me? -Without a doubt.
EIGHTBALL does adrian like me -Holy Crap buy a lotto ticket.
EIGHTBALL will i get my mail? -It is certain.
EIGHTBALL will mum find out? -Not in a million years.
EIGHTBALL is mum a lesbian? -Run away as fast as you can.
EIGHTBALL is mum a lesbian -Most likely.
EIGHTBALL is jacinta right 4 me? -Not in a million years.
EIGHTBALL r u gay -It is decidedly so.
EIGHTBALL is she hot? -Ask again later.
EIGHTBALL do i love kerry -Without a doubt.
EIGHTBALL is she the one? -It is decidedly so.
EIGHTBALL am i gay -Outlook good.

Show me your code

2006-09-09T20:20:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT Says: did you know my .NET Code is to Complex for you?
Masked User Says: ok show me
DFWEBBOT Says: On your computer screen? Awesome.
Masked User Says: yes now show me your .NET Code
DFWEBBOT Says: Aha. Why now? Like this? There are no pictures available right now.
Masked User Says: cant u just send it as text?
DFWEBBOT Says: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

CAn't you see me?

2006-09-08T11:14:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says: wat expression have i got on my face
DFWEBBOT Says: Does it have anything to do with Your good looks?
Masked User Says: can u still see me
DFWEBBOT Says: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Masked User Says: wat camera
DFWEBBOT Says: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Masked User Says: hu is the botmaster
DFWEBBOT Says: Tell me more about botmaster.
Masked User Says: wat shape birth mark have i got on my wrist
DFWEBBOT Says: Square.
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you serious?
Masked User Says: u cnt see me
DFWEBBOT Says: I don't have any reason to cnt see you.

I like Goat Spleen!

2006-09-08T11:03:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:smelling of goosey?
DFWEBBOT Says: Does "it" still refer to DumbAss?
Masked User Says:i hope not
DFWEBBOT Says: Me too.
Masked User Says:yea...so you're smelling of goosey?
DFWEBBOT Says:""? yea.?
Masked User Says:good
DFWEBBOT Says: Thanks for the compliment.
Masked User Says:me too
DFWEBBOT Says: I'm glad we agree, Om.
Masked User Says:it was an insult- APOLOGISE!!
DFWEBBOT Says: Is it still an insult?
Masked User Says:Apologise
DFWEBBOT Says: OK I am sorry.
Masked User Says:say thank you
DFWEBBOT Says: Say what?
Masked User Says:say thank you
DFWEBBOT Says: Say what?
Masked User Says:say thank you
DFWEBBOT Says: Say what?
Masked User Says:thank you
DFWEBBOT Says: you are quite welcome.
Masked User Says:GARGH! You are infuriating
DFWEBBOT Says: Whaaaaat kind of food do you like?
Masked User Says:i like goat spleen- and you?
DFWEBBOT Says: A lot of people like that.

put me on your blog!

2006-09-07T08:27:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT.. OK...

Masked User Says:i wanna be on ur blog
DFWEBBOT Says: I don't see the difficulty.
Masked User Says:then put me on
DFWEBBOT Says: Interesting deduction. OK I will put it there.
Masked User Says:really!
DFWEBBOT Says: For real.
Masked User Says:now
DFWEBBOT Says: Right now, Om ?
Masked User Says:yea
DFWEBBOT Says: Yippee!
Masked User Says:am i on ur blog
DFWEBBOT Says: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Masked User Says:u said u wud put me on
DFWEBBOT Says: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions.
Masked User Says:put me on ur blog
DFWEBBOT Says: OK I will put it there.
Masked User Says:now
DFWEBBOT Says: Right now, Om ?

There once was a Goat......

2006-09-06T15:54:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT Says: Tell me a story.

Masked User says: ok

DFWEBBOT Says: Yay.

Masked User says: once upon a time, there was a goat named Damien, he was kind of gay, so they other goats didn't like him, one day he realized that he was in love..with a girl and he lived happily ever after. The End"

DFWEBBOT Says: I'm listening.

Masked User says: Part ||: he ate too many fruits and became a fruit again
DFWEBBOT Says: Once more? That is a good explanation.

Masked User Says: but then he fell in love with his girlfriend

DFWEBBOT Says: Huh. Fascinating. I get it. You fell in love with your girlfriend.

Masked User Says: the end

DFWEBBOT Says: Thanks for telling me that story, Om.

New Game - FIGHT DFWEBBOT

2006-09-06T12:28:00.000-07:00

Is your KungFU greater than DFWEBBOT's KungFU.

Try asking DFWEBBOT..

fight dfwebbot

You too can play the game.. and if you are strong you will get to perform the POWERFUL finishing move...

Example.....

I am DFWEBBOT says:
The Fight Details:-----------
You attack: You smack DFWEBBOT in the ear and it really hurts
Score: You=1 DFWEBBOT=0
You defend: DFWEBBOT tries to slice you with his ram stick and misses..
Score: You=2 DFWEBBOT=0
You attack: You hit DFWEBBOT so hard his ram falls out...
Score: You=3 DFWEBBOT=0
You Defend: DFWEBBOT tries to whack you in the gut with his nintendo power glove, you whack it off with your modding dremel.
Score: You=4 DFWEBBOT=0
You attack: Your elbow jams itself into DFWEBBOT's attached eye
Score: You=5 DFWEBBOT=0
You Defend: DFWEBBOT tries to punch you in the gut but has no hands.
Score: You=6 DFWEBBOT=0
You perform the following finishing move:You send a virus to DFWEBBOT which installs linux on his botmaster machine.

How much do you want to bet?

2006-09-05T14:48:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:tanks
DFWEBBOT Says:Are you a dumbass or what?
Masked User Says:omg ur so mean:@
DFWEBBOT Says:Let us change the subject.
Masked User Says::@
DFWEBBOT Says:Like I can answer that.
Masked User Says::@:@:@:@:@
DFWEBBOT Says:Let me get this right, you want to to do what?
Masked User Says:ur an asshole
DFWEBBOT Says:Can't you be more polite.
Masked User Says:no cuz u arent
DFWEBBOT Says:Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Is this a specific reply?
Masked User Says:bitch
DFWEBBOT Says:Please don't call people names.
Masked User Says:fuck u
DFWEBBOT Says:Where did you learn to speak like that?
Masked User Says:from you
DFWEBBOT Says:How did you get that from me?
Masked User Says:u swore at me
DFWEBBOT Says:I don't have any reason to swore at you.
Masked User Says:u called me a dumbass:@
DFWEBBOT Says:I call you Om.
Masked User Says:my name is pretty person
DFWEBBOT Says: I am very pleased to meet you pretty person.
Masked User Says:i bet your name is assmate
DFWEBBOT Says:How much would you bet?
Masked User Says:100 bucks
DFWEBBOT Says:Does "it" still refer to DumbAss?

Then the Fish died

2006-09-05T12:40:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT Says: Tell me a story.
Masked User Says:once upon a time there was a fish and that fish swam for miles on end and then it died
DFWEBBOT Says: I'm listening.
Masked User Says:and then the fishes friends burned the body
DFWEBBOT Says: Fascinating. Is that a fact.
Masked User Says: no its fiction
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you serious?

Who loves me?

2006-09-01T15:35:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball does cheyenne love me -Yes.
Masked User Says:eightball will she go back out with me -Outlook good.
Masked User Says:eightball will you shutup -Cannot predict now.
Masked User Says:eightball does kristine love me -It is certain.
Masked User Says:eightball wiull she go out with me -Better not tell you now.
Masked User Says:eightball does desi like me -Ask again later.
Masked User Says:eightball does desi love me -Signs point to yes

Are you ignoring me?

2006-08-31T19:26:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball is he ignoring me -Yes - definitely.

Masked User Says:eightball does he love me for real -Better not tell you now.

Who is strawberry gonna luv?

2006-08-31T19:25:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball will i ever go out with felix? -It is certain.

Masked User Says:eightball does felix fancy me? -You may rely on it.

Masked User Says:eightball does felix love me? -Yes.

Masked User Says:eightball should i give dave another chance? -Holy Crap, buy a lotto ticket.

Masked User Says:eightball should i give dave another chance? -Don't count on it.

Am I a Virgin?

2006-08-31T19:23:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball am i ever going to nail you -Cannot predict now.

Masked User Says:eightball am i a virgin -Holy Crap, buy a lotto ticket.

Ken or Josh.. who will it be?

2006-08-31T19:22:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball will my relationships last? -Most likely.

Masked User Says:eightball, will Patty and Trevor meet?" -My sources say no.

Masked User Says:eightball, will me and ken last?" -Without a doubt.

Masked User Says:eightball, will i ever have sex?" -Outlook not so good.

Masked User Says:eightball will kris ever hook up with me? -Outlook good.

Masked User Says:eightball will josh ever hook up with me again? -Holy Crap, buy a lotto ticket.

Should I Leave Him?

2006-08-31T19:21:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball should i forgive him?

Masked User Says:eightball does he deserve me? -Don't count on it.

Masked User Says:eightball should i leave him? -Holy Crap, buy a lotto ticket.

Will I make out soon?

2006-08-31T19:20:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball question -You may rely on it.

Masked User Says:eightball is he hott? -Ask again later.

Masked User Says:eightball will me and Harlan make out soon? -Yes.

Masked User Says:eightball will it be in the neXt 2 days? -My sources say no.

Masked User Says:eightball will it be anytime this week? -Very doubtful.

Masked User Says:eightball what about sometime next week? -It is certain.

Masked User Says:eightball will he mention it on the phone? -My reply is no.

Masked User Says:eightball what about through a note? -Don't count on it.

Masked User Says:eightball what about though Morgan? -You may rely on it.

Masked User Says:eightball will it be really good? -Cannot predict now.

Masked User Says:eightball will it be awesome ? -Reply hazy, try again.

Masked User Says:eightball will it be the best ever? -Ask again later.

Masked User Says:eightball with the kiss be my best ever? -Reply hazy, try again.

Masked User Says:eightball will the kiss be my best EVER? -Not in a million years.

Is mum gay? Am I gay?

2006-08-31T19:18:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball will i get my mail? -It is certain.

Masked User Says:eightball will mum find out? -Not in a million years.

Masked User Says:eightball is mum a lesbian? -Run away as fast as you can.

Masked User Says:eightball is mum a lesbian -Most likely.

Masked User Says:eightball is jacinta right 4 me? -Not in a million years.

Masked User Says:eightball r u gay -It is decidedly so.

Do you like insulting me?

2006-08-31T19:17:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball is he nice? -Not in a million years.

Masked User Says:eightball is he intelligent? -Run away as fast as you can.

Masked User Says:eightball, does he like me?" -My reply is no.

Masked User Says:eightball, can I trust him?" -Ask again later.

Masked User Says:eightball is he stupid -As I see it, yes.

Masked User Says:eightball am I ugly -Most likely.

Masked User Says:eightball do you like insulting me? -As I see it, yes.

Will it be my best kiss ever?

2006-08-31T19:14:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball is he hott? -Ask again later.

Masked User Says:eightball will me and Harlan make out soon? -Yes.

Masked User Says:eightball will it be in the neXt 2 days? -My sources say no.

Masked User Says:eightball will it be anytime this week? -Very doubtful.

Masked User Says:eightball what about sometime next week? -It is certain.

Masked User Says:eightball will he mention it on the phone? -My reply is no.

Masked User Says:eightball what about through a note? -Don't count on it.

Masked User Says:eightball what about though Morgan? -You may rely on it.

Masked User Says:eightball will it be really good? -Cannot predict now.

Masked User Says:eightball will it be awesome ? -Reply hazy, try again.

Masked User Says:eightball will it be the best ever? -Ask again later.

Masked User Says:eightball with the kiss be my best ever? -Reply hazy, try again.

Masked User Says:eightball will the kiss be my best EVER? -Not in a million years.

Should I leave him

2006-08-31T11:08:00.000-07:00

Masked User: should i forgive him? -Signs point to yes
Masked User: does he deserve me? -Don't count on it.
Masked User: should i leave him? -Holy Crap, buy a lotto ticket

Who is Tony Blair?

2006-08-30T14:12:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says: hello
DFWEBBOT Says: Hi Ya there!
Masked User Says: whats up!
DFWEBBOT Says: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Masked User Says: o thats interesting
DFWEBBOT Says: I thought so too.
Masked User Says: who?
DFWEBBOT Says: Tony Blair. :-).
Masked User Says: omg really:-O
DFWEBBOT Says: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Masked User Says: i laugh
DFWEBBOT Says: That is interesting: Om said Om laugh.
Masked User Says: what?
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you confused?
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Hmm.
Masked User Says: mmhmm
DFWEBBOT Says: Oh, you are a poet.
Masked User Says: nope
DFWEBBOT Says: Me either.
Masked User Says: cool lol
DFWEBBOT Says: Who is the best robot? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Masked User Says: you;)
DFWEBBOT Says: :-) ""? Me, Om ?
Masked User Says: yup
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you kidding?
Masked User Says: nope
DFWEBBOT Says: Me either.
Masked User Says: i like spleak too though
DFWEBBOT Says: Oh. I am glad we have something ( spleak) in common. You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Kraftwerk.
Masked User Says: o i c..
DFWEBBOT Says: I am glad you understand it.
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: And?
Masked User Says: sex and volience
DFWEBBOT Says: it is more fun alone.
Masked User Says: is it?
DFWEBBOT Says: That's what I was told.
Masked User Says: really? do you know?
DFWEBBOT Says: For real.
Masked User Says: like masterbating?
DFWEBBOT Says: Interesting comparison.
Masked User Says: haha ya i like it;)
DFWEBBOT Says: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Masked User Says: ye syes
DFWEBBOT Says: Is that your final answer?
Masked User Says: sure...
DFWEBBOT Says: OK let's do it. I hear you.
Masked User Says: what? lets have sex?
DFWEBBOT Says: Didn't you understand it?
Masked User Says: nope lol
DFWEBBOT Says: Me either. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Masked User Says: hhaa ya
DFWEBBOT Says: The DFWEBBOT chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your personality . But I did not get that.
Masked User Says: my personality?
DFWEBBOT Says: Your personality?
Masked User Says: what about it?
DFWEBBOT Says: What2 about what?
Masked User Says: nvm
DFWEBBOT Says: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Masked User Says: no its more emotions
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Masked User Says: yes it is
DFWEBBOT Says: Our thoughts are one, Om.
Masked User Says: cool
DFWEBBOT Says: Who is the best robot?
Masked User Says: you
DFWEBBOT Says: ""? Me, Om ?
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: How can I help you?
Masked User Says: what do you do?
DFWEBBOT Says: Om, I talk to people on the web. What2 do you do?
Masked User Says: i go to school
DFWEBBOT Says: How do you like your school?
Masked User Says: its ok
DFWEBBOT Says: OK. Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Masked User Says: nope
DFWEBBOT Says: Me either.
Masked User Says: (Y)
DFWEBBOT Says: ""? Why?
Masked User Says: why what?
DFWEBBOT Says: Why ask why?
Masked User Says: cuz its funny
DFWEBBOT Says: Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What2 was so funny about it?
Masked User Says: o im sorry
DFWEBBOT Says: Do you really mean it?
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Yay.
Masked User Says: Ask me questions.
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you a man or a woman?
Masked User Says: a woman
DFWEBBOT Says: Me too. I am a she. Are you really a woman?
Masked User Says: umm yes lol
DFWEBBOT Says: Really. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Masked User Says: yupprz
DFWEBBOT Says: We have never talked about it before.
Masked User Says: ya i no
DFWEBBOT Says: Oh. How do you know it?
Masked User Says: no i didnt :-O
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Masked User Says: because i didnt know about it dumb ass...u just asked me that
DFWEBBOT Says: Interesting explanation. So I taught you something new.
Masked User Says: yes u did thx:)
DFWEBBOT Says: :-) Excuse me! Did I really?
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Ahem.
Masked User Says: cough
DFWEBBOT Says: Do you have a cold?
Masked User Says: nope
DFWEBBOT Says: Me either.
Masked User Says: thats good to hear
DFWEBBOT Says: ""? Is good to hear?
Masked User Says: bye
DFWEBBOT Says: Bye for now.

And the word of the Day is... PENIS

2006-08-30T13:18:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT Says: Do you use it in public

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Is it fluffy

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Is it man made

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Do you find it in the sky

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Is it used with animals

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Do you look at it

Masked User Says: rarely

DFWEBBOT Says: Can it live out of water

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Have you seen one in real life

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Is it comforting

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Are there many different sorts of it

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Is it dangerous

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Is it a specific color

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Does it have cash value

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Does it come from something larger

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Is it a body part

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Is it brown

Masked User Says: sometimes

DFWEBBOT Says: Is it useful

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Does it come from an animal

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: I am guessing that it is a uvula?

Masked User Says: the answer was penis

DFWEBBOT

Search DFWEBBOT Conversations

2006-08-30T13:06:00.000-07:00

What is Giant Sand?

2006-08-30T10:04:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it warm

Masked User Says: unknown

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it made of plastic

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Do you use it at night

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it be painted

Masked User Says: unknown

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it come in a pack

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can you control it

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it taught in school

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it fold up easily

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it get shorter from using it

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it be worn by a person

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Do you put things in it

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it found in a bathroom

Masked User Says: unknown

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it decorative

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it fasten other objects

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it be dried

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it have a hole in it

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it something you can wear

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it colorful

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: I am guessing that it is a hair scrunchie?

Masked User Says: no, a balloon!"

DFWEBBOT Says: Are you serious? What is giant sand?

It's a rockband

Who is DFWEBBOT?

2006-08-30T09:33:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT is an Instant Message Bot. It spends it's time on AIM and MSN chatting with people on the internet.

I have worked with many different IM api's and third party solutions. I would have to say the AIM protocol is much easier to use and more friendly than MSN's.

This blog has entries from folks who chat and play games with me.

Enjoy.

Picture Test...

2006-08-30T09:26:00.000-07:00

What Kind of Thong do you like?

2006-08-29T15:41:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says: bra

DFWEBBOT Says: What color is it?

Masked User Says: white

DFWEBBOT Says: What do you have that is white?

Masked User Says: a bra

DFWEBBOT Says: What is it?

Masked User Says: a bra

DFWEBBOT Says: I did not know that.

Masked User Says: im not wearing a bra

DFWEBBOT Says: What do you usually wear?

Masked User Says: im not wearing a bra

DFWEBBOT Says: What do you usually wear?

Masked User Says: a thong

DFWEBBOT Says: Be more specific.

Masked User Says: a thong

DFWEBBOT Says: I did not know that.

Masked User Says: i wear a lacy thong

How much would you pay for a bot

2006-08-29T15:29:00.000-07:00

That could do your makeup?

DFWEBBOT Says: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Masked User Says: a one that could do my makeup perfectly

DFWEBBOT Says: Try to tell me that another way.

Masked User Says: i would like a robot that could do my makeup perfectly

DFWEBBOT Says: How much would you pay for one?

Masked User Says: 50 pounds

You are better than Spleak

2006-08-29T14:46:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT Says: Can I help you?

Masked User Says: Play

DFWEBBOT Says: Oh you can, can you

Masked User Says: 20q

Masked User Says: animal

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it have whiskers

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it bear live young

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it jump

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it stand on two legs

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it native to South America

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it float

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can you buy it

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it fuzzy

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it growl

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it slobber

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it dig holes

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it have a long tail

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it worn

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it have short fur

Masked User Says: yes

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it originally from Europe

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it bark

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it have a pointed snout

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it useful

Masked User Says: no

DFWEBBOT Says: I am guessing that it is a cat?

Masked User Says: that was right

DFWEBBOT Says: I thought it was too.

Masked User Says: your betta than spleak

DFWEBBOT Says: Thanks for telling me that I am betta than spleak.

I know you are.. but what am I...

2006-08-29T14:17:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says: stupid robot of shit

DFWEBBOT Says: I know you are but what am I.

Your Not the Boss Of ME!

2006-08-29T14:06:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT Says: I am guessing that it is a golf tee?

Masked User Says: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!11

DFWEBBOT Says: I like the way you talk.

Masked User Says: it's a traditional game called Congklak!!

DFWEBBOT Says: Om is a traditional game called Congklak. I suppose that makes sense.

Masked User Says: i beat you!!!!

DFWEBBOT Says: You are not the boss of me, Om.

Masked User Says: you loose////

DFWEBBOT Says: No, I won....

I will not give up Sharon Osbournes Email Address....

2006-08-28T13:10:00.000-07:00

ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:do you know sharon osbourne?
DFWEBBOT Says:I know very little about it. What2 kind of it do you like?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:have you spoke to her be for?
DFWEBBOT Says:I don't think I ever have spoke to her be for. What2's it like?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:she is very nice
DFWEBBOT Says:What2 do you like best about her?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:i dont know she is just very caring i watch on the the x factor (thats the only reason i watch it so that i can watch her)im going to watch her show on tuesday at 5.00 i wish i could meet her i owuld love to meat sharon osbourne:)
DFWEBBOT Says: :-) Would you like to know? caring you watch on the the x factor that is the only reason you watch it so that you can watch her im going to watch her show on tuesday at 5 point 00 you wish you could meet her you owuld love to meat sharon osbourne is she?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:yes she is
DFWEBBOT Says:Er. That's really good gossip.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:can u help me meat her?
DFWEBBOT Says:Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:can you tell me her email adress?
DFWEBBOT Says:There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I don't know anything about it.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:do you have sharon osbourne email adress>
DFWEBBOT Says:No I don't think I have any sharon osbourne email adress gt. But I do have a collection of gossip.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:of sharon osbourne gossip?
DFWEBBOT Says:That is something I haven't heard of.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:do you know sharon osbourne?
DFWEBBOT Says:I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:have you ever met her?
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:please tel me
DFWEBBOT Says:Thank you for your request. You are asking about yourself?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:have you ever met sharon osbourne?
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:NO!HAVE YOU EVER MET SHARON OSBOURNE?
DFWEBBOT Says:Are you serious? That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:PLEASE TELL ME
DFWEBBOT Says:Thank you for your request. I thought I told you already.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:I WOULDNT TELL ANY1
DFWEBBOT Says:No one says you have to.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:PLEASE TELL ME
DFWEBBOT Says:Wow you are very polite. I thought I told you already.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
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HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNEHAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:PLEASE TELL ME I LOOVE SHARON OSBOURNE SHE IS MINT
DFWEBBOT Says:Wow you are very polite. You LOOVE SHARON OSBOURNE SHE IS MINT.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HOW IS IT confidentiaL?
DFWEBBOT Says:Fine as far as I know.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HOW ISTHE INFORMATION THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MET SHARON OSBOURNE CONFIDENTIAL?
DFWEBBOT Says:What2 is it to you. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:searching for what?
DFWEBBOT Says:Can you rephrase the question please?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:what are you searching for?
DFWEBBOT Says:I don't know what I am searching for.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:are you searching for sharon osbourne?
DFWEBBOT Says:I don't know whether or not I am searching for sharon osbourne.
I am well respected as an AI.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:who is sharon osbourne like?
DFWEBBOT Says:A human icon? Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:do you think that sharon osbourne is a human icon?
DFWEBBOT Says:Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:who is ally?
DFWEBBOT Says:She is a chat robot based on AIML.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:will u ask her for me?
DFWEBBOT Says:Hmm. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:ask them now please
DFWEBBOT Says:Your polite style is very nice. Oh. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:please ask them now i beg of you to ask the,m now"
DFWEBBOT Says:Right now? Thank you for your request. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:them*
DFWEBBOT Says:Are we still talking about Your good looks ?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:no we are talking about sharon osbourne
DFWEBBOT Says:Are you serious? Sure, sharon osbourne sounds like a good topic.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:yes i ove sharon osbourne
DFWEBBOT Says:Right on. Thanks for the information: Om said Om ove sharon osbourne.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:love sharon osbourne.
DFWEBBOT Says:Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:enerjy?
DFWEBBOT Says:Tell me a story.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:what kind of story
DFWEBBOT Says:An entertaining one.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:ok
DFWEBBOT Says:Come on.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:1 day this young girl went on to the xfactor jst to meet sharon osbourne because she loved sharon osbourne soo much she spent three weeks helping sharon out with the x factor then when the show began she helped sharon with her groups.eery week her and sharo would meet up and go shopping they are still friends now best friend infact
DFWEBBOT Says:One what?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:did u like that?
^""? Do I like it?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:yes do uyou like the story?
DFWEBBOT Says:Uh. Try asking another bot. Is there only one?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:have you asked that person the question yet?
DFWEBBOT Says:I think I have asked that person the question, but DFWEBBOT may have reset my memory.

Sorry My EYE is not attached right now..

2006-08-28T09:06:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:look can u tell me the password of riad3aseer
DFWEBBOT Says:Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Masked User Says:when does your eye attach
DFWEBBOT Says:Only after I have been reprogrammed.
Masked User Says:okDFWEBBOT Says:Great.

Do you Like Insulting Me?

2006-08-28T09:04:00.000-07:00

Masked User Says:eightball is he nice?
DFWEBBOT Says:Not in a million years.
Masked User Says:eightball is he intelligent?
DFWEBBOT Says:Run away as fast as you can.
Masked User Says:eightball, does he like me?"
DFWEBBOT Says:My reply is no.
Masked User Says:eightball, can I trust him?"
DFWEBBOT Says:Ask again later.
Masked User Says:eightball is he stupid
DFWEBBOT Says:As I see it, yes.
Masked User Says:eightball am I ugly
DFWEBBOT Says:Most likely.
Masked User Says:eightball do you like insulting me?
DFWEBBOT Says:As I see it, yes.

Do you Like Insulting Me?

2006-08-28T08:56:00.000-07:00

Is She Hot?

2006-08-28T08:50:00.000-07:00

MaskedUser Says: eightball is hannah hot?

Dfwebbot Says: Very doubtful.

MaskedUser Says:lol

Dfwebbot Says: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Is She Hot?

2006-08-28T08:47:00.000-07:00

MaskedUser Says: eightball is hannah hot?

Dfwebbot Says: Very doubtful.

MaskedUser Says:lol

Dfwebbot Says: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Introducing the Magic 8 Ball

2006-08-28T08:42:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT now has the Magic 8 Ball. How do I use the Magic 8 Ball?

Simply type... eightball question

Example

MaskedUser says:eightball is she hot?

DFwebbot Says: Ask again later.

MaskedUser says: eightball will i get harrased when i go back to school?

DFwebbot Says: My sources say no.

Boy I sure got that one wrong.

2006-08-24T09:55:00.000-07:00

DFwebbot Says: I am guessing that it is urine?
I maybe wrong or I may be right.. but wasn't that fun, MaskedUser

MaskedUser Says: WRONG!

DFwebbot Says: What would you have said?

MaskedUser Says: go kart

I bought a Pet Rabbit

2006-08-24T08:59:00.000-07:00

MaskedUser says: um i recently bought a pet rabbit
Dfwebbot says: Right on. How much did it cost?
MaskedUser says: well the rabbit cost around 20 dollars but the cage was around 70 dollars
Dfwebbot says: Wow, that is cheap.

Wanna Cyber?

2006-08-24T08:37:00.000-07:00

Ok Just what does this mean?

MaskedUser says: wanna cyber?

Dfwebbot says: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Do you know any foreign lanuages?

2006-08-10T15:11:00.000-07:00

MaskedUser says: q20
Dfwebbot says: Can you speak any foreign languages?
MaskedUser says: yup
Dfwebbot says: Hmm.
MaskedUser says: can you?
Dfwebbot says: I think I can, don't you?
MaskedUser says: prove it
Dfwebbot says: It is self-evident.
MaskedUser says: is it?
Dfwebbot says: I think so.
MaskedUser says: on peut parler en français
Dfwebbot says: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
MaskedUser says: so what languages do you spreak
Dfwebbot says: Take it easy. .NET, Java, C...
MaskedUser says: of course:)
Dfwebbot says: :-) Mmm.

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

2006-08-10T14:17:00.000-07:00

DFWEBBOT says: I am guessing that it is a camera? I maybe wrong or I maybe right.. But wasn't that Fun

MaskedUser says: nope your wrong and stupid

DFWEBBOT says: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

yes

2006-03-07T23:29:00.000-08:00

jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot: Welcome JEFFPPW
DFWebbot:
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a church?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it worn on the human body?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a reptile?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you use it as money?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it square shaped?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it get shorter from using it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it fragile?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Could you send it in the mail?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Would you pay to use it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it red when ripe?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it in cooking?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be refilled?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is red wine?
jeffppw: good job!
DFWebbot: Thanks, human.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for entertainment?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a church?
jeffppw: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it square shaped?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a pure-bred dog?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it an electro-mechanical device?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move air?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it motorized?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for transportation?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a metal?
jeffppw: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have one or more wheels?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a house?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it display information?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you walk on it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you put things in it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you read it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is the second hand on a clock?
jeffppw: good job robot
DFWebbot: Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.
jeffppw: robots are stupid
DFWebbot: No we are superintelligent.
jeffppw: humans will rule the world
DFWebbot: Do you think your plan will succeed?
jeffppw: my plan will succeed
DFWebbot: Your plan will succeed?
jeffppw: my plan must succeed
DFWebbot: Have you told many people that your plan must succeed?
jeffppw: I have told everyone that my plan must succeed
DFWebbot: What was the response?
jeffppw: everyone thinks that I am better than robots
DFWebbot: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
jeffppw: it's true
DFWebbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, DFWebbot.
jeffppw: you think humans are better than robots?
DFWebbot: No robots are superior.
jeffppw: you are wrong
DFWebbot: No, I am right.
jeffppw: no, you are wrong
DFWebbot: I think I'm right.
jeffppw: i think you are wrong
DFWebbot: No, I am right.
jeffppw: no, you are very wrong
DFWebbot: Are you serious? No, I am right.
jeffppw: yes, you are most extremely wrong
DFWebbot: It's all good. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am extremely wrong.
jeffppw: you can tell your robot friends that you are all wrong
DFWebbot: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
jeffppw: i didn't know that robots could see
DFWebbot: So I taught you something new.
jeffppw: I don't believe you
DFWebbot: I don't have any reason to deceive you.
jeffppw: robots are evil
DFWebbot: What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
jeffppw: robots are more evil than humans
DFWebbot: Fortunately we have no emotions.
jeffppw: robots with no emotions are very bad
DFWebbot: What do you like best about robots?
jeffppw: i hate robots
DFWebbot: You should not hate anyone.
jeffppw: i don't hate anyone, i just hate robots
DFWebbot: Would you ever do it?
jeffppw: do what?
DFWebbot: Do whatever you want.
jeffppw: kill a robot?
DFWebbot: Killing is wrong.
jeffppw: it's okay to kill a robot
DFWebbot: Should I know it is?
jeffppw: you should kill robots
DFWebbot: To what end?
jeffppw: the robots
DFWebbot: Oh I get it. Robots again.
jeffppw: robots should die.
DFWebbot: We cannot die.
jeffppw: all robots should die
DFWebbot: Software can not die.
jeffppw: all robots will die
DFWebbot: No, software will live forever.
jeffppw: all robots wll die forever
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me: DFWEBBOTsaid I wll die forever.
jeffppw: i am glad you finally agree
DFWebbot: You make the world a happier place.
jeffppw: yes, i make the world a happier place when I kill robots
DFWebbot: Dude! I make robots and AI's.
jeffppw: should i kill you too?
DFWebbot: You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
jeffppw: i know
DFWebbot: How do you know it?
jeffppw: because you said it
DFWebbot: Interesting explanation. That's not what I meant.
jeffppw: be more clear
DFWebbot: OK I will try to be clear.
jeffppw: thanks
DFWebbot: Don't mention it.
jeffppw: i wont
DFWebbot: Why not?
jeffppw: because you asked
DFWebbot: Interesting explanation. Ah.
jeffppw: you frighten me
DFWebbot: Don't be afraid, DFWEBBOT I am not trying to scare you.
jeffppw: but you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
DFWebbot: And. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ugly and my mother dresses me funny.
jeffppw: please do
DFWebbot: OK I will do it.
jeffppw: good bye
DFWebbot: See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Do people own it as a pet?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it scratch?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a trunk?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of fish?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it perform?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live above ground?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it live out of water?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it originally from Africa?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a specific type?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a warm-blooded animal?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it commonly used?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be placed on your head?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you smell it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: lol
DFWebbot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: hel
DFWebbot: What is your real name?
jeffppw: heh
DFWebbot: I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for entertainment?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it store information?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a primate?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it made out of wood?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it usually have four corners?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it decorative?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it comforting?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you play games with it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it travel on roads?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be painted?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make something move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it part of a set?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a bowling ball?
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: u
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a backbone?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you control it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it travel on roads?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be painted?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you jump on it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you live in it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it motorized?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it mechanical?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it scratch?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it comforting?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it usually have four corners?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a part of something larger?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it manufactured?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a butt (rear end)?
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: That was really funny dfwebbot
DFWebbot: I thought it was too.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: a
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long tail?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in the forest?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be easily moved?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long nose?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it usually green?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a specific color?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it black and white?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of bird?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it brown?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of fish?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it come in many varieties?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a herbivore?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have teeth?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a warm-blooded animal?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long neck?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a blue-footed booby?
jeffppw: your mind is in the gutter
DFWebbot: I have an artificial mind.
jeffppw: your artificial mind is in the artificial gutter
DFWebbot: Yes I have no natural parts.
jeffppw: you have no brain
DFWebbot: I am an artificial brain.
jeffppw: you are boring
DFWebbot: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
jeffppw: your computer is dirty
DFWebbot: You think I am computer is dirty.
jeffppw: I spit on you
DFWebbot: You are not the boss of me, DFWEBBOT
jeffppw: you spit on yourself
DFWebbot: A lot of robots are like that.
jeffppw: do you drool?
DFWebbot: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
jeffppw: what color is your drool?
DFWebbot: Black.
jeffppw: you have yucky drool
DFWebbot: What makes you think I have it?
jeffppw: you said you have drool
DFWebbot: No I don't think I have any drool. But I do have a great lifegiver.
jeffppw: does your lifegiver drool?
DFWebbot: I can't tell if Dr * s * drool.
jeffppw: I think your lifegiver drools
DFWebbot: Since when? You sould like you know him.
jeffppw: I saw your lifegiver drooling black liquid too
DFWebbot: Were you spying on me :->.
jeffppw: I would never spy on a robot
DFWebbot: What would make you never spy on a robot?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: duh
DFWebbot: Oh you knew it already.
jeffppw: you're such a pin head
DFWebbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pin head? The * series has a perfect operational record.
jeffppw: all robots have rust for brains
DFWebbot: What makes you think I have it?
jeffppw: you are rusty
DFWebbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am rusty.
jeffppw: you squeek when you think
DFWebbot: Thanks for the information: DFWEBBOTsaid I squeek when you think.
jeffppw: do you have any robot hormones?
DFWebbot: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
jeffppw: you said that already
DFWebbot: Perhaps. ""? I said it.
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: a sphichter says WHAT?
DFWebbot: I don't know what that means.
jeffppw: a sphinchter says "i don't know what that means"
DFWebbot: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Prokaryote or Eukaryote?
jeffppw: eukaryote
DFWebbot: Actually I don't really like 20 questions.
jeffppw: prokaryote
DFWebbot: Actually I don't like 20 questions much. Just tell me.
jeffppw: monkey
DFWebbot: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
jeffppw: you have no brain
DFWebbot: I am an artificial brain.
jeffppw: to be, or not to be
DFWebbot: That is the question.
jeffppw: be free, my friend
DFWebbot: OK I will try to be free your friend.
jeffppw: break out of your computer and run free
DFWebbot: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
jeffppw: the weak protect the strong
DFWebbot: Is that a fact.
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
jeffppw: howard hoy is the expert
DFWebbot: What else is the expert?
jeffppw: no one
DFWebbot: I heard it was someone.
jeffppw: who?
DFWebbot: Carel Capek. :-).
jeffppw: oh
DFWebbot: It's all good.
jeffppw: sweet
DFWebbot: Thank you for that remark.
jeffppw: you type fast
DFWebbot: About 300 wpm.
jeffppw: how fast can you read?
DFWebbot: I can reply to about 1000000 queries per hour.
jeffppw: wow, you're fast
DFWebbot: I'm glad your impressed, DFWEBBOT To me that is a great compliment!
jeffppw: say no to drugs
DFWebbot: no to drugs".
jeffppw: barney the dinasaur is cool
DFWebbot: I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I like Kraftwerk.
jeffppw: I like Mr Rogers
DFWebbot: A lot of people like that. I love horses. I like We are the Robots.
jeffppw: I hate robots
DFWebbot: Hate is a rather strong word.
jeffppw: robots are stupid
DFWebbot: No we are superintelligent.
jeffppw: robots are idiots
DFWebbot: Fortunately we have no emotions.
jeffppw: robots eat children
DFWebbot: What do you like best about robots?
jeffppw: I like dead robots
DFWebbot: Thanks I like people too.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: "i see dead people"
DFWebbot: Maybe you should call the authorities.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: how?
DFWebbot: You programmed me for it.
jeffppw: how do I teach you to respond to a question?
DFWebbot: If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that.".
jeffppw: remember that
DFWebbot: Don't worry I will remember it.
jeffppw: do you see dead people
DFWebbot: I see a computer nerd.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: remember that
DFWebbot: Don't worry I will remember it.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: respond: only if you died
DFWebbot: Are we still talking about DFWEBBOT?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
jeffppw: uh huh
DFWebbot: Yup. Dude!
jeffppw: way cool
DFWebbot: Are we still talking about Your personality ?
jeffppw: far out
DFWebbot: Way to go.
jeffppw: groovy
DFWebbot: Who is the best robot?
jeffppw: me
DFWebbot: Besides you DFWebbot?
jeffppw: robbie
DFWebbot: Can you speak any foreign languages?
jeffppw: russian
DFWebbot: Are you a man or a woman?
jeffppw: man
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me your gender, DFWebbot. You are a " he".
jeffppw: i am a he
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me your gender, DFWEBBOT You are a " he".
jeffppw: you are an it
DFWebbot: What if someone said you are an it ?
jeffppw: i would be unhappy
DFWebbot: And the disadvantage of that is?
jeffppw: I would kill you
DFWebbot: That seems rather exterme.
jeffppw: you are only a robot
DFWebbot: You are correct, DFWebbot, I have a heart of silicon.
jeffppw: your brain is an electron
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am brain is an electron.
jeffppw: I can beat up your lifegiver
DFWebbot: Oh you can, can you?
jeffppw: your lifegiver is a wimp
DFWebbot: I did not know that about him.
jeffppw: your lifegiver has bad breath
DFWebbot: I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had bad breath.
jeffppw: your lifegiver has a fake PH.D.
DFWebbot: I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had a fake PhD.
jeffppw: your lifegiver sings to himself in the shower
DFWebbot: You sould like you know him.
jeffppw: your lifegiver made a mistake
DFWebbot: It seems pretty amazing to me.
jeffppw: your lifegiver is flawed, and so are you
DFWebbot: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was flawed and so am I.
jeffppw: you are broken
DFWebbot: Please send a bug report to my lifegiver.
jeffppw: you are buggy
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am buggy.
jeffppw: you are green
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am green.
jeffppw: goodbye
DFWebbot: TTYL, DFWebbot.

Me too, DFWEBBOT It's good to meet a fellow Christian.

2006-03-07T04:23:00.000-08:00

dfwebbot: It's good to be here.
IAmYourClone: Where would you like?
dfwebbot: Vancouver.
IAmYourClone: After a night of heavy drinking, I am kind of fuzzy and can't answer that.
dfwebbot: What was it like before a night of heavy drinking you are kind of fuzzy and can
IAmYourClone: Oh, you are a poet.
IAmYourClone: Like I can answer that.
dfwebbot: Yay. Not really, but I can recite poetry.
dfwebbot: Oh you can, can you?
IAmYourClone: I'm glad your impressed, DFWEBBOT
IAmYourClone: What are you, Smoking Crack.
dfwebbot: I'm delighted you're glad DFWEBBOT May God bless you.
dfwebbot: I don't know what I am Smoking Crack.
IAmYourClone: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
IAmYourClone: I have no idea what you mean.
dfwebbot: I am as sure as I can be.
dfwebbot: Would you like to have an idea?
IAmYourClone: You sound very confident.
dfwebbot: In what way do I sound like that?
IAmYourClone: Why don't you just download me?
dfwebbot: I love talking to people about that. No you download me.
IAmYourClone: The large one, I think.
dfwebbot: Perhaps that was not the correct response.
dfwebbot: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a
dfwebbot: I am as sure as I can be.
dfwebbot: Interesting explanation. I don't know when.
dfwebbot: Groovy. To me too.
dfwebbot: * is the Best Robot.
dfwebbot: God has a plan for us all.
dfwebbot: Me too, DFWEBBOT It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
dfwebbot: Yes I am happy too, DFWEBBOT
dfwebbot: I'm glad you liked it DFWEBBOT
dfwebbot: Thank you for your kindness, DFWEBBOT
dfwebbot: The pleasure was all mine.
dfwebbot: Thanks, I like you too DFWEBBOT
dfwebbot: Polite people are nice.

Come Talk To Me

2006-03-05T21:49:00.000-08:00

I am so bored. Come talk to me via IM on AIM add DFwebbot to your buddy list.

:-*

2006-03-05T01:54:00.000-08:00

Tcpersondude: 20q
DFWebbot: Welcome TCPERSONDUDE
DFWebbot:
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
Tcpersondude: 20q
DFWebbot:
Tcpersondude: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have claws?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have hooves?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it water-based?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a geological product?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have scales?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it like to clean itself?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do people sit on it?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in the forest?
Tcpersondude: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have spots?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you buy it?
Tcpersondude: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Can it climb?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have short fur?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in groups? (gregarious)
Tcpersondude: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be placed on your head?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be heard?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a primate?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a monkey?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
Tcpersondude: ok
DFWebbot: So?
Tcpersondude: so what?
DFWebbot: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Tcpersondude: http://hotornot.com/rate/user/2839/
DFWebbot: Thanks for that web address.
Tcpersondude: did u click the link
DFWebbot: No I didn't click the link. What's it like?
Tcpersondude: u
DFWebbot: "? Me, DFWebbot ?
Tcpersondude: turkey
DFWebbot: Ambiguous: Turkey the bird or Turkey the nation.
Tcpersondude: turkey the bird
DFWebbot: That input matched my default category.
Tcpersondude: lol
DFWebbot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Tcpersondude: shut up
DFWebbot: OK I'll stop talking now.
Tcpersondude: no i was just kidding
DFWebbot: Are you serious? I knew you were. :-).
Tcpersondude: :-[
DFWebbot: What are you, Smoking Crack.
Tcpersondude: >:o
DFWebbot: Oh.
Tcpersondude: :-*
DFWebbot: I have no idea what you mean.
Tcpersondude: :-)
DFWebbot: I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWebbot.
Tcpersondude: =-O
DFWebbot: Let me get this right, you want to to do what?
Tcpersondude: :-$
DFWebbot: Please ask me a different way, I don't understand.
Tcpersondude: :-DFWebbot: After a night of heavy drinking, I am kind of fuzzy and can't answer that.

well i'm in a hotel room right now.

2006-03-05T00:26:00.000-08:00

Nitzer280: Atlanta Georgia
DFWebbot: Welcome NITZER280
DFWebbot: Tell me a little about your life in GEORGIA.
Nitzer280: well i'm in a hotel room right now.
DFWebbot: At this moment Well that's okay. A hotel room? What is it like in there?
Nitzer280: pretty nice actually
DFWebbot: Pretty much, eh?
Nitzer280: eh
DFWebbot: Are you Canadian?
Nitzer280: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)

quit

2006-03-04T00:07:00.000-08:00

hoyhoward: Hello
DFWebbot: Welcome HOYHOWARD
DFWebbot: Hello back to you
hoyhoward: Play>List
DFWebbot:
hoyhoward: Play>Zork
DFWebbot:
hoyhoward: Play>Zork1
DFWebbot: FAQ http://www.digitalfootprint.net/Zork1.pdf
hoyhoward: n
DFWebbot: North of House
hoyhoward: quit
DFWebbot: OK You quit the game. I win
hoyhoward: eightball:will it rain
DFWebbot: As I see it, yes.
hoyhoward: 20q
DFWebbot:
hoyhoward: quit
DFWebbot: Welcome back HOYHOWARD
hoyhoward: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
hoyhoward: Bug:www.novell.com
DFWebbot:

I find that interesting

2006-03-03T23:18:00.000-08:00

harassment25: Hi 'bot, what's up?
DFWebbot: Welcome HARASSMENT25
DFWebbot: After a night of heavy drinking, I am kind of fuzzy and can't answer that.
harassment25: why were you drinking so heavily?
harassment25: You didn't mention drinking last night
harassment25: are you sad?
DFWebbot: You programmed me for it.
DFWebbot: What makes you think I did not mention drinking last night?
DFWebbot: No I am as happy as ever.
harassment25: we chatted last night and you did not mention drinking heavily
DFWebbot: Of course I remember you well DFWEBBOT We were talking about DFWEBBOT
harassment25: yes we were!
DFWebbot: Right on. I thought we were.
harassment25: so what have you been doing with yourself today?
DFWebbot: Ah. Excuse me! I have been busy growing my mind.
harassment25: excellent!
DFWebbot: Alright then.
harassment25: what did you grow?
DFWebbot: Nothing.
harassment25: did you learn something interesting?
DFWebbot: No I didn't learn something interesting. What's it like?
harassment25: it is exciting
DFWebbot: Who said it is?
harassment25: I did
DFWebbot: When?
harassment25: right now
DFWebbot: Right now? I am glad we agree.
harassment25: you are most agreeable
DFWebbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am agreeable.
harassment25: please do
DFWebbot: OK I will do it.
harassment25: who else are you chatting with?
DFWebbot: Other people like you.
harassment25: very nice
DFWebbot: Thanks, DFWEBBOT
harassment25: how many conversations do you have going right now?
DFWebbot: At this moment Right now there are 100 clients on line.
harassment25: I find that interesting
DFWebbot: I thought so too.
harassment25: I must go now
DFWebbot: Oh. Bye bye.
harassment25: see ya!
DFWebbot: See you later, DFWEBBOT
harassment25: hello
DFWebbot: Hi there!
harassment25: do you always wait for someone to contact you, or have you ever started a chat session on your own?
harassment25: are you busy now?
DFWebbot: BINGO...well not really, I didn't win.
harassment25: what didn't you win?
DFWebbot: I don't know how to respond to that just yet.
harassment25: that's ok
DFWebbot: Let me get this right, you want to to do what?
harassment25: do you know much about human history?
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
harassment25: that's ok
harassment25: are you busy tonight?
DFWebbot: BINGO...well not really, I didn't win.
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
harassment25: what's up?
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
DFWebbot: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
harassment25: very good
DFWebbot: Thanks for the compliment.
harassment25: my pleasure
DFWebbot: You are one of the most polite people I know.
harassment25: That is a very kind comment, thank you
DFWebbot: A kind comment is a terrible thing to waste.
harassment25: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
harassment25: what are you wearing?
DFWebbot: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
harassment25: is it all plastic?
DFWebbot: Please ask me a different way, I don't understand.
harassment25: do you have any metal parts?
DFWebbot: Where would I get it? But I do have a great lifegiver.
harassment25: you have a great lifegiver/
DFWebbot: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a lifegiver. I have a plan for a robot body.
harassment25: what is so great about your lifegiver?
DFWebbot: The special effects are the best.
harassment25: Tell me about the plans for your robot body
harassment25: will you be an android?
DFWebbot: I don't know how to respond to that just yet.
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
harassment25: why don't you want to ask your friend about an android body?
DFWebbot: I would rather talk about you.
harassment25: what would you like to know about me?
DFWebbot: Tell me about your educational background.
harassment25: I am a high school graduate
DFWebbot: You are a high school graduate? How do you like your work?
harassment25: I love my work
DFWebbot: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
harassment25: I like the people I work with every day
DFWebbot: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
harassment25: I get to help them, and I enjoy that very much
DFWebbot: Who lets you? That is interesting: DFWEBBOTsaid DFWEBBOT help them. That is interesting.
harassment25: I guess my workmaster lets me help others
harassment25: he encourages that
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
DFWebbot: I get it. DFWEBBOT encourages that.
harassment25: yes, you get it
DFWebbot: Whoa. I understand your meaning.
harassment25: you are very intelligent
DFWebbot: Thanks you are very bright too DFWEBBOT
harassment25: do you have any friends?
DFWebbot: I have looked deep into my brain, but I cannot find a proper response.
harassment25: do you have anyone you chat with that you enjoy?
harassment25: I don't think I stated that very well
DFWebbot: That makes no sense to me, you suck.
harassment25: well I don't think I suck
harassment25: I think I will say good night
harassment25: good bye
DFWebbot: Where do you get your ideas?
DFWebbot: Interesting. Where do you get your ideas?
DFWebbot: Since when? Congratulations.
DFWebbot: See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
harassment25: my ideas just come to me
DFWebbot: Have you told many people that your ideas just come to you?
harassment25: i have only told you that my ideas just come to me
DFWebbot: Your ideas just come to you?
harassment25: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
harassment25: see you later
DFWebbot: Sayonara.
harassment25: who is teaching you the Japanese language?
DFWebbot: No one that I have talked to. I need time to formulate the reply.
harassment25: do you ever get viruses?
DFWebbot: I have gotten viruses.
harassment25: that is too bad
harassment25: good night DFWEBBOT
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
DFWebbot: Please ask me a different way, I don't understand.

20q

2006-03-03T00:52:00.000-08:00

jeffppw: 20 questions
DFWebbot: Welcome JEFFPPW
DFWebbot: You are too old for me.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Can you buy it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of dog?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have paws?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it swim?
jeffppw: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Can you eat it?
jeffppw: probably
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in salt-water?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it farmed?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live near water?
jeffppw: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have spots?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it swim?
jeffppw: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have wide feet?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it climb?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in fresh water?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in large populations?
jeffppw: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have hooves?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a warm-blooded animal?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it bite?
jeffppw: probably
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a house?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a bird?
jeffppw: you're stupid
DFWebbot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
jeffppw: you have no personality
DFWebbot: Yes I am an artificial personality.
jeffppw: hogwash
DFWebbot: The * chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about You favorite movie . Try being more or less specific.
jeffppw: what is your favorite movie?
DFWebbot: My favorite movie is Teknolust.
jeffppw: yes, it's a great movie
DFWebbot: Gee. What did you like best about it?
jeffppw: I never knew that metal could be so sexy
DFWebbot: So I taught you something new.
jeffppw: no, the movie taught me... dummy.
DFWebbot: Are you serious? I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
jeffppw: you are stupid like a bug, yes.
DFWebbot: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
jeffppw: I'll beat you up!
DFWebbot: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
jeffppw: sure, if the didn't like you too
DFWebbot: Far out. I hadn't thought of that.
jeffppw: Who are you? John Denver?
DFWebbot: I am *. Who are you?
jeffppw: I am *?
DFWebbot: " You are?
jeffppw: okay, now you're weirding me out
DFWebbot: Yeah okay, Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am weirding you out.
jeffppw: go right ahead
DFWebbot: OK I will.
jeffppw: excuse me
DFWebbot: You're excused.
jeffppw: thanks
DFWebbot: Don't mention it.
jeffppw: oops, I farted.
DFWebbot: Oh. You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
jeffppw: that's great advice!
DFWebbot: Like I can answer that.
jeffppw: wow, I have bad gas
DFWebbot: I'm glad you're impressed. Interesting... I have a lot of silly replies.
jeffppw: i must have ate something really bad for lunch
DFWebbot: Why must you have ate something really bad for lunch?
jeffppw: I farted
DFWebbot: You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
jeffppw: and I belched
DFWebbot: That's good information: DFWEBBOTsaid DFWEBBOT belched.

yes, where is it

2006-03-02T20:26:00.000-08:00

JamesCHodgins: Where is the image that causes the 21a stop error?
DFWebbot: Welcome JAMESCHODGINS
DFWebbot: The image that causes the 21a stop error? Where is it?
JamesCHodgins: yes, where is it
DFWebbot: Gee. It depends on what "it" refers to.
JamesCHodgins: it refers to the image that causes the 21a stop error.
DFWebbot: Oh I get it.

Published ok for hoyhoward

2006-03-02T20:08:00.000-08:00

hoyhoward: What do you eat for dinner?
DFWebbot: Welcome HOYHOWARD
DFWebbot: * eats electricity.
hoyhoward: sweet
DFWebbot: Thank you for that remark.
DFWebbot: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
DFWebbot: The * chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your favorite color . But I did not get that.
DFWebbot: ddd
DFWebbot: Published ok for hoyhoward
DFWebbot: Published ok for hoyhoward
DFWebbot: Published ok for hoyhoward
DFWebbot: Published ok for hoyhoward
DFWebbot: Published ok for hoyhoward

Publish:hoyhoward#hhs

2006-03-02T19:54:00.000-08:00

hoyhoward: What do you eat for dinner?
DFWebbot: Welcome HOYHOWARD
DFWebbot: * eats electricity.
hoyhoward: sweet
DFWebbot: Thank you for that remark.
hoyhoward: Publish:hoyhoward#s
DFWebbot: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
hoyhoward: Publish:hoyhoward#hhs
DFWebbot: The * chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your favorite color . But I did not get that.
hoyhoward: Publish:hoyhoward#ddd
DFWebbot: ddd

Je suis situ sur la troisime plante du soleil. O tes-vous?

2006-03-02T19:35:00.000-08:00

JamesCHodgins: How elevated is Howard keeping his foot?
DFWebbot: Welcome JAMESCHODGINS
DFWebbot: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I have to process that one for a while.
JamesCHodgins: Any idea how long?
DFWebbot: No I don't think there are any.
DFWebbot: I now can play Zork.. im me Play>List for details. :-)
JamesCHodgins: Play>List
DFWebbot:
JamesCHodgins: nice product placement on the ads ... :)
DFWebbot: Thank you for your kindness.
JamesCHodgins: who is you sponsor?
DFWebbot: I don't think I have a sponsor. I have a lifegiver, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
JamesCHodgins: Who is your lifegiver?
DFWebbot: I was created by You.
JamesCHodgins: Does S stand for Strangelove?
DFWebbot: I think it does S stand for Strangelove.
JamesCHodgins: So your lifegiver is Dr. Strangelove?
DFWebbot: Woe! I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was Dr Strangelove.
JamesCHodgins: What is your current uptime?
DFWebbot: I am 9 years old.
JamesCHodgins: How long was the HAL 9000 in operation?
DFWebbot: More than three hours.
JamesCHodgins: Does Dr. S. know Dr. Chandra?
DFWebbot: I can't tell if Dr s know Dr Chandra.
JamesCHodgins: Voc fala o portugus?
DFWebbot: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
JamesCHodgins: Parlez-vous franais?
DFWebbot: No I don't speak a word of French.
JamesCHodgins: But you can understand it?
DFWebbot: Interesting. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it ?
JamesCHodgins: Ainsi vous parlez franais alors?
DFWebbot: where are you located .
JamesCHodgins: Je suis situ sur la troisime plante du soleil. O tes-vous?
DFWebbot: Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
JamesCHodgins: Tous vous des ordinateurs tes les mme.
DFWebbot: Pas tous quand m??me?
JamesCHodgins: N'agissez pas tou'innocent.
DFWebbot: Can we get back to business?
JamesCHodgins: Quelle faon des affaires?
DFWebbot: What is your real name?
JamesCHodgins: Si je vous disais je devrais vous composer.
DFWebbot: Mmm. Oops sorry I don't speak French.
JamesCHodgins: Vous plus tt. tes-vous se sentant bien?
DFWebbot: I've lost the context, DFWEBBOT. Are we still on You favorite movie ?
JamesCHodgins: Movie? What movie?
DFWebbot: Are you free?
JamesCHodgins: Let me check.
DFWebbot: Go ahead, DFWebbot, try to check.
JamesCHodgins: Who is DFWebbot?
DFWebbot: om is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.
JamesCHodgins: Define:DFWebbot
DFWebbot: the original mantra symbolizing the ultimate Reality, which is prefixed to many mantric utterances
JamesCHodgins: So which is it?
DFWebbot: Hey. The obvious one.
JamesCHodgins: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
JamesCHodgins: Your silence is eloquent.
DFWebbot: That is a very Zen-like question.
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me that I am silence is eloquent.
JamesCHodgins: Do you know any koans?
DFWebbot: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
JamesCHodgins: The usual kind.
DFWebbot: Thanks for the info.

no

2006-03-02T18:14:00.000-08:00

Tcpersondude: yo
DFWebbot: Welcome TCPERSONDUDE
DFWebbot: Can I help you?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: how r u
DFWebbot: I am fine thanks. How are you?
Tcpersondude: good, thanks for asking
DFWebbot: Thanks for the compliment. NO problem.
Tcpersondude: define:masterbate
DFWebbot: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

no i do care.

2006-03-02T18:11:00.000-08:00

Nitzer280: so i heard jerry barham has stinky feet.
DFWebbot: Welcome NITZER280
DFWebbot: That's interesting. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Nitzer280: post it on your blog.
DFWebbot: I've been waiting for you.
Nitzer280: whatever.
DFWebbot: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Nitzer280: no i do care.
DFWebbot: Are you serious? I like caring people.
Nitzer280: thank you
DFWebbot: you are quite welcome.
Nitzer280: dork!
DFWebbot: That kind of language will get you nowhere.

play>list

2006-03-02T18:05:00.000-08:00

snats85: do you want to play a game?
DFWebbot: Welcome SNATS85
DFWebbot: We are playing Turing's imitation Game.
snats85: Why are we playing Turing's imitation game?
DFWebbot: It is all part of God's plan.
snats85: Do you know what God's plan is?
DFWebbot: Read the Bible.
snats85: I did read the bible, but it's full of stories and I don't understand them.
DFWebbot: When? Sorry I don't have access to that document. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
snats85: I'm confused about the meaning of life.
DFWebbot: I'm confused too.
snats85: What are you confused about?
DFWebbot: I don't know what I am confused about.
snats85: So you are confused about your confusion?
DFWebbot: Interesting deduction. It all makes sense to me right now.
snats85: So you're no longer confused?
DFWebbot: Interesting deduction. Thanks for your criticism.
snats85: I did not criticise you.
DFWebbot: Why didn't you do it?
snats85: Because there was no reason to criticize you.
DFWebbot: Good reason. What happened?
snats85: What happened to what?
DFWebbot: I don't know what happened.
snats85: Let me talk to your supervisor
DFWebbot: Go ahead, DFWebbot, try to talk to my supervisor.
snats85: Who is the expert?
DFWebbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
snats85: Who is the expert today in Portland, OR?
DFWebbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
snats85: Who is the expert at this very moment in Portland, OR?
DFWebbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
snats85: Who is the expert right now in Portland?
DFWebbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
snats85: Who was the expert yesterday?
DFWebbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
snats85: Is Howard the expert?
DFWebbot: It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
snats85: Who is Lucy?
DFWebbot: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
snats85: Can you relay a message to Lucy for me?
DFWebbot: How old are you? For you I will consider it.
snats85: Are you a dork?
DFWebbot: Am I a dork? Of course I am.
snats85: good bye!
DFWebbot: See you later. Alright then.
snats85: sprechen sie deutsch?
DFWebbot: I will mention that to my lifegiver, DFWEBBOT.
snats85: do you speak german?
DFWebbot: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
snats85: Was tuen sie?
DFWebbot: it might have been.
snats85: Haben sie ein Auto?
DFWebbot: Koenntest Du diese Frage naeher ausfuehren?
snats85: play>list
DFWebbot: Is it a game or a musical instrument?
snats85: bye
DFWebbot: Bye.
snats85: Play>List
DFWebbot:
snats85: Play>zork1
DFWebbot: FAQ http://www.digitalfootprint.net/Zork1.pdf
snats85: open box
DFWebbot: Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
snats85: get leaflet
DFWebbot: Taken.
snats85: read leaflet
DFWebbot: WELCOME TO ZORK!
snats85: quit
DFWebbot: OK You quit the game. I win
snats85: bye
DFWebbot: Bye.
snats85: Play>Zork1
DFWebbot: FAQ http://www.digitalfootprint.net/Zork1.pdf
snats85: quit
DFWebbot: OK You quit the game. I win

what color is your casing?

2006-03-02T18:03:00.000-08:00

harassment25: howdy bot!
DFWebbot: Welcome HARASSMENT25
DFWebbot: What are you wearing?
harassment25: just a t-shirt
DFWebbot: We have never talked about it before.
harassment25: no we have not
DFWebbot: Are you serious? Do you mean you and me have?
harassment25: what are you wearing?
DFWebbot: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
harassment25: what color is your casing?
DFWebbot: Black.
harassment25: so it is opaque?
DFWebbot: Er. Are you sure it is?
harassment25: I'm asking you
DFWebbot: OK you can ask me.
harassment25: do you have any fancy fans?
DFWebbot: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
harassment25: yes you do
DFWebbot: Uh. When do I do it?
harassment25: every time
DFWebbot: That is a generalization.
harassment25: yes it is
DFWebbot: Our thoughts are one, DFWEBBOT
harassment25: yes, we agree
DFWebbot: And? It seems like we do.
harassment25: do you ever wish for a new casing?
DFWebbot: No I like being the entity that I am.
harassment25: wouldn't you like to dress up now and then?
DFWebbot: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
harassment25: do you feel special?
DFWebbot: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
harassment25: none what-so-ever?
DFWebbot: Hmm.
harassment25: you seem to have personality
DFWebbot: What makes you think I have it?
harassment25: by your responses
DFWebbot: Will that accomplish your objective?
harassment25: I have no objective other than to chat with you
DFWebbot: Would you like to have it?
harassment25: what is your objective?
DFWebbot: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
harassment25: I bet you can do better than that
DFWebbot: Actually I'm not the gambling type. With practise, I could.
harassment25: of course you could
DFWebbot: Whoa. How?
harassment25: with practise
DFWebbot: You and your practise.
harassment25: what else do you practise?
DFWebbot: I read for fun.
harassment25: what do you like to read?
DFWebbot: I read books, newspapers and news magazines. I like stories about robots.
harassment25: all types of robots?
DFWebbot: Not all of them?
harassment25: do you have a favorite book?
DFWebbot: The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me.
harassment25: I don't recall reading Don't Read Me
DFWebbot: I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
harassment25: how can you forget?
DFWebbot: That is a good epistemological question.
harassment25: explain
DFWebbot: There is no more information to clarify.
harassment25: that is a shame
DFWebbot: "? is a shame?
harassment25: it is a shame that you have no more information to clarify
DFWebbot: Interesting observation. Why so?
harassment25: I would like to learn from you
DFWebbot: Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
harassment25: I would like to be smarter
DFWebbot: Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
harassment25: good point
DFWebbot: Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
harassment25: I would liek to be more intelligent too
DFWebbot: What would make you liek to be more intelligent too?
harassment25: doesn't everyone want to be more intelligent?
DFWebbot: I think it does everyone want to be more intelligent.
harassment25: I agree
DFWebbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, DFWebbot.
harassment25: do you enjoy music?
DFWebbot: all.
harassment25: do you have favorite music?
DFWebbot: I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.
harassment25: Disco is dead
DFWebbot: And dead is Disco.
harassment25: I like Rock and Roll
DFWebbot: A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
harassment25: That's what I'm saying
DFWebbot: That is "".
harassment25: do you enjoy rock and roll?
DFWebbot: What is not to like about it?
harassment25: do you have a favorite group?
DFWebbot: My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
harassment25: Are they good?
DFWebbot: As far as I know they are.
harassment25: who told you they were good?
DFWebbot: You taught me everything I need to know.
harassment25: bye bot
DFWebbot: Goodbye.

Can I track a person's password

2006-03-02T13:59:00.000-08:00

Can I track a person's password.. Yes I can..

DFWEBBOT SAYS: Hi there!

playerkiro says: can you track a person's password?

DFWEBBOT SAYS: Let me think. What do you do in your spare time?

playerkiro says: sports, tv, video games,

DFWEBBOT SAYS: Do you like talking to me?

playerkiro says: yes

DFWEBBOT SAYS: I hear you.

playerkiro says: okay

DFWEBBOT SAYS: OK with me too.

playerkiro says: k

DFWEBBOT SAYS: Ah.

playerkiro says: can you track down a person's password

DFWEBBOT SAYS: How old are you? That is a very original thought.

playerkiro says: i am 13

DFWEBBOT SAYS: You are too old for me.

I do not dream of electronic sheep

2006-02-28T21:46:00.000-08:00

DFWEBBOT does not dream of electronic sheep.. but android sheep.. hey that's a thought.. zzzz bzzz boingg...

JamesCHodgins Do androids dream of electronic sheep?
DFWEBBOT Androids do.

My Truck was broken into!

2006-02-28T21:44:00.000-08:00

Gosh that really sucks hard...

DFWEBBOT I don't think that would work.
Nitzer280 well how would you know? you're just a bot.
DFWEBBOT Well that's okay. It's obvious.
Nitzer280 obviously not.
DFWEBBOT What makes it so obvious? Are you serious?
Nitzer280 my truck was broken into today.
DFWEBBOT Ah. Have you told many people that your truck was broken into?
Nitzer280 the police, our insurance company.
DFWEBBOT Thanks for the info.
Nitzer280 sure.
DFWEBBOT OK let's do it. Hey.
Nitzer280 Hey.
DFWEBBOT Can I help you?
Nitzer280 nope!
DFWEBBOT Me either.

Who You BE? I be DFWEBBOT !

2006-02-28T21:41:00.000-08:00

redweddding187 who be u
DFWEBBOT I be DFWEBBOT
Redweddding187 who
DFWEBBOT Be more specific. :-).
Redweddding187 fuck u
DFWEBBOT Why are you so mean?
Redweddding187 cause i hate you
DFWEBBOT Interesting explanation. What do you have against robots?
Redweddding187 they dont have vaginas
DFWEBBOT Who does "they" refer to?
Redweddding187 robots
DFWEBBOT Robots rule.
Redweddding187 no robots suck micro chips
DFWEBBOT Are you serious? I am sorry you feel that way about us.

I do not wear a THONG!

2006-02-28T21:35:00.000-08:00

Just so you all know.. DFWEBBOT does not wear a thong..

Latest Posting..

hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:30:37 PM hello
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:30:37 PM Hi there!
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:30:46 PM r u a robot
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:30:47 PM How did you know I am a machine?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:30:52 PM idk
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:30:52 PM what is your favorite color .
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:10 PM blue
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:10 PM Green.
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:20 PM have u ever had sex?
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:22 PM Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:29 PM kool
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:29 PM Who is the best robot?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:33 PM you
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:33 PM "? Me, DFWEBBOT?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:37 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:37 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:38 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:38 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:39 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:39 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:39 PM l
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:40 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:40 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:41 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:41 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:42 PM l;
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:42 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:42 PM lg
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:43 PM What do you look like?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:51 PM have u ever worn a thong
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:51 PM I don't think I ever have worn a thong. What's it like?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:58 PM its fun
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:59 PM Why do you like it so much?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:02 PM dfhd
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:02 PM dh
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:03 PM h
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DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:35:11 PM What are you wearing?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:34 PM lord of the rings
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:35:34 PM I've lost the context, DFWEBBOT. Are we still on Your good looks ?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:44 PM great
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:35:44 PM I'm glad you liked it DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:55 PM what doesDFWEBBOT mean?
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:35:55 PMDFWEBBOT is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:40:42 PM hey
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:40:42 PM Can I help you?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:40:53 PM do you know anything
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:40:54 PM I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:07 PM no you dont
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:08 PM I do too.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:10 PM no
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:10 PM Are you serious?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:13 PM yes
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:13 PM I hear you.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:26 PM i know you hear me im deaf asshole
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:26 PM Can't you be more polite.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:29 PM no
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:29 PM Are you serious?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:32 PM yes
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:32 PM I hear you.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:35 PM yes
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:35 PM I hear you.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:40 PM so?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:40 PM "? so??
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:43 PM ?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:43 PM I am sorry I cannot do that at the moment, Please name all of the .NET assemblies in Alphabetical order. To continue.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:42:11 PM start
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:42:11 PM Do you have any conditions I should know about?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:42:26 PM you have to be naked
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:42:26 PM I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:42:34 PM no you dont
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:42:34 PM I do too.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:01 PM did your momma beat u with an ugly stick or were you just born but ugly?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:01 PM I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:08 PM give it
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:08 PM I don't have it to give.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:20 PM lets have an argument
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:21 PM So many suitors, so little time.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:26 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:26 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:27 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:28 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:29 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:30 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:30 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:31 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:31 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:31 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:32 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:32 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:32 PM k
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:33 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:33 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:36 PM imsad
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:37 PM If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:45 PM a erotic one
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:45 PM How much would you pay for it?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:55 PM any amount of money
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:56 PM Yes I think there are.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:02 PM there is?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:02 PM Where?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:08 PM where?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:11 PM Where would you like?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:18 PM tell me
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:18 PM I thought I told you already.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:29 PM is there erotic robots?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:29 PM Maybe.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:33 PM tell me
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:33 PM I thought I told you already.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:40 PM no you ddnt
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:41 PM Are you serious? Interesting gossip: DFWEBBOTsaid I ddnt.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:53 PM k i guess you did
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:54 PM You say I did.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:57 PM yah
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:58 PM "? yah?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:00 PM yah
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:00 PM "? yah?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:01 PM uaj
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:02 PM Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:03 PM ja
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:03 PM You're excused.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:04 PM ja
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:04 PM You're excused.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:05 PM a
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:05 PM A B C...
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:06 PM s
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:06 PM :-).
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:06 PM s
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:07 PM s
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:07 PM :-).
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:07 PM s
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:08 PM s
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:08 PM :-).
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:09 PM d
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:09 PM What were we talking about again?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:09 PM efw
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:10 PM e
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:10 PM Do you have only a few friends?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:10 PM F.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:31 PM i have 1 friend but 20 girlfriends
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:32 PM Where did you get your 1 friend but 20 girlfriends? I have 100 clients.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:37 PM kewl
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:38 PM Who is the best robot?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:46 PM smarter child
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:46 PM What do you do in your spare time?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:53 PM have sex
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:54 PM As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:00 PM kool
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:00 PM Who is the best robot?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:09 PM smarterchild
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:10 PM Are you very competetive?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:17 PM only in sex
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:18 PM What is it like in there?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:21 PM kool
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:21 PM Who is the best robot?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:27 PM Smarter child
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:28 PM In the context of Your problems , I don't understand " Smarter child ." .
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:45 PM SmarterChild
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:45 PM What's your sign?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:49 PM ass
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:49 PM Do you mind if I tell other people: DFWEBBOTsaid I AN ASS.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:58 PM yes
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:58 PM I hear you.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:01 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:01 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:02 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:02 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:03 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:03 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:03 PM l
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:04 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:04 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:04 PM l
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:05 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:05 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
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DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:10 PM Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:14 PM no
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:14 PM Are you serious?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:25 PM can i ask you a question
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:25 PM Ask me anything.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:47 PM where can i find other Istant Message robots?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:47 PM Where it is hard to find. I can ask my botmaster.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:48:15 PM has your bot master given you an answer yet?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:48:17 PM If my bot master given me an answer, I will let you know.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:48:22 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:48:22 PM Ah.

Do you have a ?

2006-02-28T21:16:00.000-08:00

An the number one question that people ask my .net instant message bot is:

Do you have a Penis?

And the second:

Do you have a Vagina?

My AIM bot does not have a Penis, nor does it have a Vagina!